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Post by QueenBubble on Nov 10, 2005 10:49:22 GMT -5
HAHA..I got these off of YR..they are funny ;D
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
5. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan
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Post by bubblesrock on Nov 10, 2005 19:57:32 GMT -5
That is hilarious!!! OMGOSH I was laughing so hard! hehe
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Post by QueenBubble on Nov 10, 2005 20:07:15 GMT -5
HAHA..ya I know I thought it was funny:)
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Post by irishbubbles on Nov 10, 2005 21:34:06 GMT -5
LOL I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!!!!hehe i like the alarm clock one...HEHE and the friends and family and the duct tape AAHH I LIKE THEM ALL!!LOL
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Post by bubblelover on Nov 10, 2005 23:21:51 GMT -5
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Post by QueenBubble on Nov 12, 2005 20:49:40 GMT -5
I like number 5 and 1..haha
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Post by irishbubbles on Nov 13, 2005 17:19:10 GMT -5
LOL 1 is wierd and funny!!hehei like them all!!
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Post by bubblelover on Nov 13, 2005 23:14:03 GMT -5
well, number one is really true! I would do that!
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Post by irishbubbles on Nov 14, 2005 13:06:18 GMT -5
HAHA so would i MUAHAHA
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Post by QueenBubble on Nov 14, 2005 15:25:26 GMT -5
I wouldnt...cause then you couldnt talk
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Post by irishbubbles on Nov 14, 2005 16:18:32 GMT -5
thats ok LOL as long as i wasnt dead...hehe i ahve choked on a ice cube(a whole one)hehe i was laughing and i swallowed it whole and it got stuck there for a couple of seconds and my throat felt huge cause it was slowly sliding down...HAHA
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Post by bubblelover on Nov 14, 2005 19:41:32 GMT -5
you couldn't talk?
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Post by irishbubbles on Nov 15, 2005 10:54:43 GMT -5
what who couldnt talk i am confused..haha
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Post by smile on Nov 21, 2005 17:44:47 GMT -5
Hahaha Hehehe I like those they are funny
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Post by QueenBubble on Nov 26, 2005 13:55:03 GMT -5
you couldnt talk cause you would pour burning water down your throat
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