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Post by QueenBubble on Nov 23, 2005 0:36:29 GMT -5
Ok I saw these on the net...sorry if your a blonde...nothing personal...hehe 2 Blondes 2 Blondes walk into a building..... wouldn't you think as least on of them would have seen it?? Laughter Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?? A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!! Blonde Inventions The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine screen doors A book on how to read Inflatable dart boards A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chairs Water proof tea bags Watermelon seed sorter Zero proof alchohol Reusable ice cubes See through tiolet tissue Skinless bananas Do it yourself roadmap Helicopter ejector seat
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Post by appattack on Nov 25, 2005 21:11:26 GMT -5
Here's a few funny ones: Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A: She got cold and turned off the fan. Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, 1. "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!" 2. "Good thing that cows don't fly." There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back. Haha, sorry if anyone is actually blone on here
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Post by QueenBubble on Nov 26, 2005 13:54:14 GMT -5
HEHE...I like those...I have heard the last on ebefore...but a little differently...and if you are a blonde you better dye your jair...HAHAHA...jk
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Post by littlebitloco on Nov 28, 2005 18:29:21 GMT -5
I liked that last story one appattack! lol and i'm sorta blone... but soon to be red lol (i wish and don't laugh!)
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Post by QueenBubble on Nov 28, 2005 19:32:14 GMT -5
I love your hair kayla!!!!Really...the color is so pretty...I would trade with you in a instant if I could(and if my face would look good with it...hehe)
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Post by irishbubbles on Nov 28, 2005 22:31:27 GMT -5
ya i love your hair kayla its really pretty!!those are funny!i am thinking about getting bangs well not like the little kid kind but a different kind...haha(sorry to go off topic but i thought while we where on the hair topic that i would say it)haha
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Post by QueenBubble on Nov 29, 2005 11:25:28 GMT -5
sheesh,everytopic we do somehow leads to boys,hair or debating...haha...what can I say,we are girls..hehe
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Post by bubblesrock on Nov 29, 2005 16:07:01 GMT -5
Hey I am all blond but it doesn't bother me that those blonds were stupid enought to say/do those things. I am not one of them! lol I have learned to laugh at jokes pointed at me. It is better then being mad all the time!
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Post by QueenBubble on Nov 29, 2005 20:48:01 GMT -5
haha...I dont get why people made them about blondes(if they made them about brunettes we would go on a masacar...haha...jk)
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Post by irishbubbles on Dec 2, 2005 12:43:21 GMT -5
i used to get mad when people made those jokes(when i was little and had blonde hair)hehe and everyone has there blonde moments and when they do its fun to point them out!!!haha point and laugh!!LOL
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Post by smile on Dec 4, 2005 14:53:08 GMT -5
Ok here is one that my brothers friends mom made up its kinda stupid hehe
Why did the blonde swim across the pool?
Because she wanted too
well my brothers freinds dad said because there was a candy bar on the other side but the mom just started cracking up and laughing I dont think its all that funny but the candy bar part is lol
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Post by QueenBubble on Dec 4, 2005 15:20:15 GMT -5
haha I am so confused...lol
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Post by appattack on Dec 5, 2005 20:55:15 GMT -5
Haha, I'm confused, too.
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Post by bubblesrock on Dec 6, 2005 20:46:55 GMT -5
Yah that was kindof weird! lol
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Post by bubblesrock on Dec 6, 2005 20:47:17 GMT -5
Yah that was kindof weird! lol Liss I still make fun of you and you aren't even blond! hahaha
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